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Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?
Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab!
Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.
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Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Husband use ghur raha tha!
Wife romantic hokar:
Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Husbnd 2 thappad maar ke bola:
Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi!!
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ik customer Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Customer : Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.
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Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti
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Pappu ke lips jale hue the
tappu: Kaise jale
pappu : Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
tappu: To?
pappu: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya
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2 Boys were Following 2 Gals
Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them:
what will u do now..
Boys: Dude, u marry my sister,
i will marry ur sister.
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Pappu court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Pappu : Badla.
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An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY.
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1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki
Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
Girl: Sacchi
Boy: Mucchi
Girl: Ek 100 ka recharge karwa do plz
Boy: Sorry Didi wrong nbr
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